Thursday, May 29, 2008

A Little Humor....

How Many Women?
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly."How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

a good word from a friend, for teens!

When your young you tend to think you know everything,like your wise beyond your years,Not waiting to learn what experience brings,Never stop talking to use your ears,Make some mistakes, thats part of growing up,peer pressure can be so strong,Experimenting, trying all this new stuff,you think life is so long,I went down that road, i took it too far,i didn't just trip,I lost everything, my friends, clothes, and car,i willingly jumped off that cliff,The funny thing is God was still there,with arms wide open, waiting,Keeping me strong when i had no strength,holding me when i was fainting,Loving me where i was, but urging me to change,not wanting me to settle,Building in me perserverance and boldness,integrity and mettle,i say this to say, take my advice,what i'm saying is true,all that glitters isn't always nice,but God will see you through!!

Stranger Than Fiction

BERTHA, Minn. — The mother of a 13-year-old autistic boy says she wanted to take him to Mass on Sunday despite a court order that bans him from her church.
Carol Race ended up attending a different church — after the Todd County, Minn., sheriff stopped her and said she'd be arrested if she brought Adam to the Church of St. Joseph in Bertha.
There is a restraining order barring Race's son from St. Joseph's. The Reverend Daniel Walz wrote in court documents that Adam's behavior was disruptive and dangerous. Adam is more than 6 feet tall and over 225 pounds.
The pastor wrote that Adam spits, urinates and once struck a child during Mass.
Race says Adam doesn't spit, and that the urination is incontinence. She admits he once struck a child.
Race has already violated the restraining order once, and is scheduled to appear in court for that on Monday.