Thursday, November 13, 2008

Jokes from Matthew Hemphill

What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

What starts with a "T" is full of "T's" and ends with "T"?

A tea pot

What do you call cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What is a parasite?

Something you see in Paris

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha-----oh what i gave them to you. oops.

Anonymous said...

Cool =)

Whats with the only comment?
NVM.

~KT~