Monday, November 17, 2008

More Riddles from matthew Hemphill

What side of the mug should you put the handle on?

The outside

Why did the skelton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans left.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

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